In unrelated news Mr. Met issued a no comment when asked about the sorry state of a certain MLB franchise he may or may not be currently working for. Recent backpage.com postings by anonymous asking for 200 million roses for a stable of youthful "talent" on the sly has been denied by front office staff. A source deep inside the organization has issued a cryptic statement, "This team is so fucked." While a big shit eating grin has been seen on hedge fund manager David Einhorn, sources cannot corroborate if its from eating the Wilpons for lunch or just from making more in one day than you will in 10 years.
In related news, Omar Minaya is said to be still working in baseball as a bat boy for a team in the Dominican Republic, and Citi Field still remains a crime scene making only Islander fans simultaneously jealous and oddly nostalgic for the days of Mad Mike Milbury... stay tuned sports fans for exiting updates.
